Professional Hitman (f/m/d)

Publiée le 31/10/2024

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Do you excel in the art of making things disappear? Are you the kind of person who knows how to get a job done without leaving a trace? Then look no further!




We’re seeking a Hitman to join our elite team!


Key Responsibilities:


  • Handle situations with permanent solutions
  • Create sudden and mysterious disappearances
  • Ensure minimal noise and zero traces
  • Travel to eerie locations (graveyards, abandoned warehouses, dark alleys—wherever the night takes you!)
  • Take care of difficult clients who simply won’t leave (don’t worry, they won’t complain once you’re done 😉)


Qualifications:


  • Must love the dark
  • Strong ability to blend into shadows and vanish without a sound
  • A degree in discreet disposal or equivalent experience in vanishing acts
  • A degree in marksmanship
  • Dexterity with creative tools (sharp objects, poisons, and unconventional solutions—be resourceful!)
  • Must have a thick skin, both literally and metaphorically. Creepy encounters come with the territory!
  • Ability to work in silence (because… well, you know why)


Perks:


  • Flexible hours: nights, full moons, and foggy evenings preferred
  • Travel opportunities: visit mysterious and secretive locations worldwide
  • No performance reviews: because… well, who’s gonna tell? 😉
  • Competitive ghostly pay (we’ll settle that under the table)
  • Halloween-themed bonuses: extra rewards if you work on spooky nights
  • A frightfully fun work environment that embraces the shadows


If you think you’re the one to take on this challenge and deliver swift, silent, and deadly results, apply today! 👻


Remember… we’re watching. So make your move.


Send us your spookiest applications, and the best one will be highlighted on our socials! Beware, you have until November 4th to make us shiver! 👻🎃

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